Saturday, 23 October 2010

Special guest appearance

Digging through my sent messages which I will post here with the prefix "Liz Lemon", so you can read them in the voice of Tracey Jordan. Enjoy :)

Edit: Tracey Jordan is a character on the show 30 Rock. He often makes retardedly silly comments directed towards his boss/supervisor, Liz Lemon. Tracey has a very distinctive voice such that if you were to see a sentence begin with Liz Lemon, you'll read the rest of the sentence in his voice (much like proffessor Farnsworth and his Good news, everyone!). It's hard to get the reference if you haven't seen the show. If you feel slightly dumber after having read this post, then my job here is done. :D

Liz Lemon, I walked up a flight of stairs so fast that it startled the lady at the top of the stairs. Fuck yeah! bzzzzNIIAAOOooo

Liz Lemon, The chinese man left because he sensed your racism.

Liz Lemon, I'm walking past a pub whilst holding a bottle of chocolate milk. Should I start a fight?

Liz Lemon, Gran Turismo 5 has been delayed again. Trolololololo-lol-lololol-lololol.

Liz Lemon, I finally know what to do with a drunken sailor.

Liz Lemon, I don't want to be a kangaroo in Africa. I would be way out of my comfort zone.

Liz Lemon, I'm going to break into your house and steal all your juice!

Liz Lemon, Oh my god! I see a kid with a sheriff woody doll! I'm going to take it off him.

Liz Lemon, I had to unload half a bottle of perfume on my hands because I couldn't catch a mouse. True story.

That's it for today. Off to do what I gotta do. Take care :)

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