A friend of mine recommended I read the bible to relax and use as advice for my daily struggles, so I killed him. Now I'm not saying the bible is a useless fiction book which only a mindless drone should use to determine how to live their life. Because really, it's more of a collection of books if anything.
I may, in future, write a post in the form of a song or rap. You know what they say: It ain't no crime to rhyme, if you got the time, to your lyrical pinnacle you should climb.
Word.
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LoL xD
ReplyDeletedude this was easily one of the funniest things ive read on a blog... honestly :D
i'm thinking of installing this robot you speak of on my bagel, are you having any problems with it? like say... apps not being compatible cause you have a baguette but their written for a bagel or something?
lmao.. "..,so I killed him".
ReplyDeleteReally your posts are quite something.
:)))) killing may also be good!
ReplyDeleteMay The FORCE Be With You!
LOL I killed him, that's not very nice of you :(
ReplyDeleteYou have my support with this. Hopefully the bible doesn't catch on.
ReplyDeletelol how sad :(
ReplyDeleteso you killed him HA
ReplyDeleteLOL
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ReplyDeleteI like your ideas here :)
ReplyDeletesee now how much cooler would it be if you had uploaded that post using an actual android
ReplyDeleteLove your blogs. Also realize what's it like without a laptop at your disposal.
ReplyDeleteGogogo post a blogpost in rap style, that's so cool! I might try it as well sometime although then it can't really be about music because that's too hard, hahaha!
ReplyDeleteI feel you bro!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the insightful comments on my last blog post!
ReplyDeleteFollowing you :D
ReplyDeleteerm, ok, word. :o
ReplyDeleteGreat post, bro!
ReplyDeleteThe BIBLE caused VIOLENCE?! Unthinkable! lol
ReplyDeleteToo bad you don't have a real Android. I've always want a robot butler like in Rocky 2.
ReplyDeleteI'm an avid reader of yours so I'd appreciate it if you headed over to my blog and voted in my poll and stuff =)
ReplyDeleteI don't think I could do a decent post from my phone. I have limited characters and such.
ReplyDeleteWe are borned VIOLENT!
ReplyDeleteMay The FORCE Be With You!
What a bear,
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